It probably is, but it's not like the kids running the quiz show know anything about that...
[Still, probably cheating a little bit for a teacher in general to be taking part... not that it seems to stop Tsuchi from walking with Suga back in the direction of where he had pointed out the quiz show taking place.]
In that case, I'll make sure to win so that your cheering pays off.
[So off they go! And sure enough, Tsuchi completely decimates this quiz show with getting every single question correct in the pursuit of showing off for his boyfriend. Even when the questions veer away from basic trivia to "does Nagisa-sensei have a girlfriend", much to that particular coworker's embarrassment. Sorry, bud. At least Nagisa-sensei is a good sport about it.
However, he is kind enough that he does not accept the prize that was being offered (some kind of ticket to a free food item at one of the other food stalls) since he doesn't need that, letting the kids running it pass it on to another participant or save it for the next round of people taking part an hour or so from now.]
[Tsuchi smiles at that, but then a voice speaks up.]
"Oh yes, he was soooo cool, showing up those grade schoolers like that."
[And with a familiar cackle, Yako in her fox form appears, casually hopping onto Suga's head as if she belongs there for a moment as she grins at them both.]
"Are you two having fun on your little date together?"
We were... until you thoughtlessly interrupted it like a nuisance.
"Hey! Lean closer and try saying that to my face again!"
If you have nothing better to do than annoy us, then you'd be better off going somewhere else, you mangy rat.
[Yako hisses at that insult, and proceeds to leap from Suga's head so that she can land on Tsuchi's and, none to gently, springboard off his face to land on a railway above them just for that one, which earns a mumbled swear thanks to the scratches the other leaves with her claws from doing that.]
"Hmph! I don't need your permission to go where I please, you shitty spider."
[Should he say something? Try to defuse the situation a little bit? Is there anything anyone could say that would help these two not be at each others' throats at all times?]
I'm sure it's kind of gross to watch a couple being mushy, so you wouldn't want to stay anyway, Yako.
"Well, that depends on just how mushy you plan on being with me watching here, hmm? Besides, sometimes it's funny trying to see how flustered the ugly spider potentially gets."
[She says it like a challenge, like she's somehow trying to dare Suga and Tsuchi into doing something that would be considered too mushy for her to want to stick around for.]
[There's a limit to how much PDA Suga's willing to do in front of students, not even considering Yako. ...But Tsuchigomori would be happier if Suga drove her off, right? Even if it was a little embarrassing? Probably?]
-He's not ugly. He's very handsome. And he's the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I love him more every day.
[He takes two of Tsuchi's hands in his and squeezes them gently, while making eye contact with Yako.]
[oh... there's a pause, and then Yako starts cackling for a moment--]
"Wooooow, that's quite the red you've got going there, spider boy!"
[Because sure enough, Tsuchi did in fact blush in response to Suga's words. But just for that Yako, watch as he proceeds to also give direct contact to Yako for a moment before lifting one of his non-taken hands to grip Suga's chin, and directing his face up so that Tsuchi can kiss him right there on the mouth in front of her. And not a particularly chaste one either, definitely one that promises things for later once they are alone at home...]
This is definitely too much for out in public, whether or not anyone was watching. But he also... doesn't really want to stop him? Oh no, is Suga a pervert-
Suga's face flames a bright, bright red, and as soon as Tsuchi lets go of his chin he hides his entire face in Tsuchigomori's shoulder in embarrassment.
He tries to speak, but only ends up squeaking wordlessly. That's So Much.]
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[Still, probably cheating a little bit for a teacher in general to be taking part... not that it seems to stop Tsuchi from walking with Suga back in the direction of where he had pointed out the quiz show taking place.]
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[Tsuchi should absolutely show off for his boyfriend, the students will survive somehow.]
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[So off they go! And sure enough, Tsuchi completely decimates this quiz show with getting every single question correct in the pursuit of showing off for his boyfriend. Even when the questions veer away from basic trivia to "does Nagisa-sensei have a girlfriend", much to that particular coworker's embarrassment. Sorry, bud. At least Nagisa-sensei is a good sport about it.
However, he is kind enough that he does not accept the prize that was being offered (some kind of ticket to a free food item at one of the other food stalls) since he doesn't need that, letting the kids running it pass it on to another participant or save it for the next round of people taking part an hour or so from now.]
How was that? Were you impressed?
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You were so cool!
[He's not surprised, but he is still impressed. Tsuchigomori is amazing.]
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"Oh yes, he was soooo cool, showing up those grade schoolers like that."
[And with a familiar cackle, Yako in her fox form appears, casually hopping onto Suga's head as if she belongs there for a moment as she grins at them both.]
"Are you two having fun on your little date together?"
We were... until you thoughtlessly interrupted it like a nuisance.
"Hey! Lean closer and try saying that to my face again!"
[Oh boy.]
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[Politely, attempting to look up at her despite this clearly being impossible.]
Did you need us for anything?
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[This is accompanied by a bap of her paw against Suga's face from her current position.
The claws aren't out yet, but maybe choose your words carefully when answering here.]
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[So it doesn't make sense to approach him without a reason??
...please don't claw his face, he needs that to kiss his boyfriend.]
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[Wow, rude Yako.]
If you have nothing better to do than annoy us, then you'd be better off going somewhere else, you mangy rat.
[Yako hisses at that insult, and proceeds to leap from Suga's head so that she can land on Tsuchi's and, none to gently, springboard off his face to land on a railway above them just for that one, which earns a mumbled swear thanks to the scratches the other leaves with her claws from doing that.]
"Hmph! I don't need your permission to go where I please, you shitty spider."
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[Should he say something? Try to defuse the situation a little bit? Is there anything anyone could say that would help these two not be at each others' throats at all times?]
I'm sure it's kind of gross to watch a couple being mushy, so you wouldn't want to stay anyway, Yako.
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[She says it like a challenge, like she's somehow trying to dare Suga and Tsuchi into doing something that would be considered too mushy for her to want to stick around for.]
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-He's not ugly. He's very handsome. And he's the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I love him more every day.
[He takes two of Tsuchi's hands in his and squeezes them gently, while making eye contact with Yako.]
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"Wooooow, that's quite the red you've got going there, spider boy!"
[Because sure enough, Tsuchi did in fact blush in response to Suga's words. But just for that Yako, watch as he proceeds to also give direct contact to Yako for a moment before lifting one of his non-taken hands to grip Suga's chin, and directing his face up so that Tsuchi can kiss him right there on the mouth in front of her. And not a particularly chaste one either, definitely one that promises things for later once they are alone at home...]
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This is definitely too much for out in public, whether or not anyone was watching. But he also... doesn't really want to stop him? Oh no, is Suga a pervert-
Suga's face flames a bright, bright red, and as soon as Tsuchi lets go of his chin he hides his entire face in Tsuchigomori's shoulder in embarrassment.
He tries to speak, but only ends up squeaking wordlessly. That's So Much.]
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Ugh, okay, that was too smug of the shitty spider for my liking. I'm out of here.
[And away she goes. Once she's gone, he drops his gaze to Suga hiding his face in his shoulder.]
Are you okay?
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[Embarrassed half to death, but okay.]
........How am I supposed to focus on our date after you do something like that?
[He just wants to go home and kiss more! Illegal.]
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[Is Tsuchi playing dumb here or did he genuinely not realize that Suga would be this flustered after the fact...]
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[His handsome boyfriend made out with him, he's allowed to be flustered.]
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[But it's said with a teasing sort of undertone, like he might make fun of Suga a little if he actually goes along with that proposal.]
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You don't have to stay here at the fair?
[Give him a reason why he can't consider it!]
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[It's probably not wise to enable Tsuchi into slacking... but he will totally do it for his boyfie.]
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...I can't ask someone to do extra work because I wanted to go home with you.
[Between deep-seated sense of responsibility and thirst, responsibility wins every time.]
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[Man, it seems Tsuchi is going to tease Suga no matter what. Rude.]
In that case, what would you like to do for the rest of our date until I have to get back to work again?
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Maybe I could try one of the other games and win you something?
[...not that Tsuchi will be really that impressed by whack-a-mole skills.]
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[Even if his whack-a-mole skills are not actually that impressive, Tsuchi will hype his boyfriend up a little regardless.]
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