Oh, that's a shame. I mean, I get it, legs are definitely pretty convenient to have for moving around land, but the human body is so boring. You can do so many more fun things with extra limbs. Especially flexible ones... yeah, tentacles are the best.

[A happy sigh, momentarily recalling past encounters. Probably better not to ask about those.]

I'd love to see you like that sometime. In private, preferably.